I need help removing her.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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