We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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