What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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