Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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