Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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