How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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