i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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