woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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