Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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