i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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