In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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