i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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We just shotgunned beers for America
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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