OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
false alarm, still single
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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