well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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