why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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