Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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