I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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