quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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