That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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