i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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