found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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