Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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