Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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