Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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