hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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