That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think I sprained my soul last night
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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