so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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