Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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