Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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