What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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