ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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