Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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