When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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