I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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