Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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