He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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