your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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