you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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