Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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