idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Randomize
