I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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