ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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