The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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