By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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