All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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