dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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