i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I wish i was in the wii world.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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