You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
