i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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