I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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