Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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