More tranny stories later!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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