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i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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