Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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