So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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