I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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