if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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