spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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