Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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